Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, what is the biggest bird on Earth? remember, the way to gain a square is by determining if the celebrity is giving a correct answer!" There are boys who will be woken in the night. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: [to contestant] Do you ride a bike? Demond Wilson: [sternly] Don't tell me "grits"! - (1986-1987, 1988-1989), "Celebrity guests are briefed as to questions and/or relatedsubject material prior to program." ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: Will humming help your tennis game? Instead, Ill have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. Kate Wicker, Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life. The audience and panel erupts into laughter]. Cecily Westinghouse: Why are you wearing that earring? Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul - Gypsy folklore says that God created man by baking him in an oven. Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! Charley Weaver: Out at the home, we throw them into the center of the room and have a swap party. [Tony Randall has just been asked a question]. And then you took it, and now I don't have it, so why do you hate me? Big Bird: [describing Oscar the Grouch] He may be grouchy on the outside, but inside beats a heart of stone. Peter Marshall: According to the nursery rhyme, "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. Who plays Helen? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently said, "I am sorry. If the contestant's answer was correct (like if they said "Disagree" and the celebrity got the trivia question wrong) than the contestant would get the square. Peter Marshall: According to a recent medical study, sex can be harmful to a certain part of the body Jan Murray: Six? "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 5 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. "I know," he said. Hollywood Quotes. | Contact Us On the show Hollywood Squares, two contestants compete in a game of tic-tac-toe to win cash and other prizes. Peter Marshall: According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes? That's why they asked the question. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! And the next thing you know, everything from your forehead down to your fingers and toes is on fire. - Hollywood Squares Contestant, "We can't put an X/a circle up there, but you'll have to earn it yourself." David Brenner: You do? Paul Lynde: Makeup? We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Because as much as I want to be the one crying, I want to be the kind of person someone can hold onto. I didnt even own a belt. She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience] ~ (Paul Lynde). / Early in the morning? PM: George, True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Another says, Sometimes he looks like even he cant believe some of the stuff that came out of his mouth. A little louder, please? But what is the first line of the next verse? Rose Marie: With my luck, it's probably tonight - and I'm working. Demond Wilson: [sternly] Don't tell me "grits"! But if we do make a call in the twins, it wouldn't be quite as painful as having to make it in the Daytona 500. ~ (Paul Lynde), When I said I didnt have a cent, I didnt. Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. During this presentation, some correct questions and/or answers might be discerned." You feel like the hot, heavy knot in your chest is turning into a bubble. Rose Marie: I don't know, Peter! Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" What did the Straw Man want? (insert celebrities and later the celebrity's job is added with them), or (insert celebrity in the center square includes "PAUL LYNDE: 1966-1979")? Sure, why not? Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. I can't help that either. That's why they asked the question. That is the same case with a longstanding legend that says that Paul Lynde, the longtime famous "center square" on Hollywood Squares from 1968 until the show's first run ended in 1981 (Lynde passed away in 1982). If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? Ill read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. ""Well, that's very liberal of you," Caroline said with a sisterly smirk. Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. Hello, stars! I always pour wine from that. and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies 4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant . Paul Lynde: They give milk . Peter Marshall: What's the one thing you should never do in bed? "We turned at Main Hall. Peter Marshall: You don't get along with this young lady obviously. And Other Comic Book Legends Revealed and Why Does Batman Carry Shark Repellent? Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance. Anne Truitt, I flinch. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-medrectangle-4','ezslot_4',185,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-medrectangle-4-0'); My kitchen is not a place to live in. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. Paul Lynde: In case I don't see you for awhile, to all you little monsters out there, you have a happy Halloween. - Peter Marshall (1968-1982 Nighttime NBC & Syndicated), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? | About Us Paul Lynde: [in a deep overly-serious voice, singing popular TV jingle of the time] You look for, the Union Label, when you buy Big Bird: Gee, that's a silly question, Mr. Marshmallow. On her way there, she stopped to get something for her grandma. I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. Was it something I said? (laughter) Times have changed!" Peter Marshall: Charley, how many balls are on a pool table in a standard game of 8-ball? So thats pretty good. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. Hollywood Squares Quotes Hollywood Squares Funny Quotes Charlie Weaver Quotes Lgbt Pride Quotes Bi Pride Quotes Paul Lynde Quotes Jokes Alice Paul Quotes Art Quotes Beauty Quotes . David Brenner: Here's the news, do you ride a bike? Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Peter Marshall: True or false, having a good memory is a sign of a well-adjusted personality. George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Calling something good is characteristically praising or commending or recommending it, etc. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? The best one of all was when he was asked, why does a chef pound his meat, Paul says loneliness, one person says. He also lent his voice to Hanna-Barbera productions several times. This contains the Hollywood Squares montage I created for the 01/10/2021 episode of Richard Skipper Celebrates honoring Paul Lynde available in full here: https://youtu.be/XDleB0_RnNk Show. Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? 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What did the scarecrow want? Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? Paul Edward Lynde was an American comedian, actor and TV personality. The first contestant to get three in a row either up, across or diagonally, would win. She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience]. I am sorry for them both." Im so glad. I was excited about 63 cents! ~ (Paul Lynde), My dad was a ham, too. Paul Lynde: Occasionally. - John Davidson (1985 Pilot), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. / Early in the morning? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Paul Lynde: [to Gene Simmons] Why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes? If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Peter Marshall: True or false, George: experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. ", Host Introduction: "And here's The Master of THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Peter Marshall! Peter Marshall: Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude? To get what? Florence Henderson: Will humming help my tennis game? Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children? I tuck that thought inside me, warm and small like balled hands inside hoodie pockets. 2002-2003, 2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and this week's Center Square, (insert celebrity), and your host, Tom Bergeron! ~ (Paul Lynde). He had an extremely spunky and snarky attitude. "I said, Everyone hates you. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. Everything changed in 1968. "I know," he said. Each completed game is worth $300/250. Classic TV Shows . Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. Rose Marie: OH! He also voiced animated characters for four Hanna-Barbera productions. 1986-1989:"From the Center Square, Joan Rivers (from 1987)/(insert celebrity). It starts out kind of shaky, this hot, heavy knot in your chest. ~ (Paul Lynde), I dont understand why people dont remember my name. Jan Murray: I'm sorry, what? What do you traditionally say over the radio? Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies. "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 4 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. Did William Shatner Make $600 Million as the Priceline TV Spokesperson? It's your job to pick one of the nine stars and it's my job to ask the star a question and you have to figure out if the star's giving a (possible) right/correct answer or a (possible) wrong answer/Be careful, these questions are bluffs and it'll might get you from our stars/just making one up and that's how they get the squares. We are The New Hollywood Squares! When I depend on myself, I worry, when I depend on God I find confidence." I couldn't hear the question. You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! Peter Marshall: According to a recent medical study, sex can be harmful to a certain part of the body Jan Murray: Six? It was a disaster. It is up to them to figure out if the answers the stars are giving them are correct or they're just making one up. Paul Lynde: Pampers. Q. - Bert Parks (1965 Pilot), "The object of you two/the/our players (insert 2 first named contestants) is to get three stars in a row either across, up & down or diagonally. ~ (Paul Lynde), A room is like a stage. - (1975-1979), "The areas of questions designed for the celebrities and possible bluff answers are presented to some celebrities in advance. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. [singing] What shall we do with the drunken sailor? #. Asked "You're the world's most popular fruit. Peter Marshall: Uh-huh. Take care everybody, bye-bye." STANDS4 LLC, 2023. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. [another Secret Square is won courtesy of Oscar the Grouch]. Peter Marshall: Thank you, Kenny and good morning everyone. Rich Little: [doing his impersonation of her] Why, that would be Carol Channing! Peter Marshall: Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude? Who was he referring to? "Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.". "I guess, then, I hate you for being so helpless. Fairies, Pixies, WILDEST Hollywood Squares Moments spookylorre 157K views 4 years ago Watch the FIFA World Cup live on FOX All 64 matches also available in 4K with. Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and Ive decided if I can make people laugh, Im making a more important contribution. Paul Lynde: Open the ruby portals of your lips to the white-hot passion of my desire. The star will always try to give the right answer but if they don't know it, they'll try and fool ya so watch out. Peter Marshall: True or false: According to columnist Bert Bacharach, people tend to start shrinking a little after age 30. Oscar the Grouch: But I don't like being happy, so that makes me miserable. Peter Marshall: True or false, George: experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. Florence Henderson: Will humming help my tennis game? Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? Jan Murray: I'm sorry, what? Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Peter Marshall: Arthur Hailey had a very successful movie and novel called "Hotel". Peter Marshall: You're a 71-year-old man who has lost interest in sex. Paul Lynde appeared on Hollywood Squares from 1966 until 1981 when he was dropped for being too difficult and disruptive (very often drunk) on the set. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. The chair sat dripping in front of the door.So maybe it's your face. Quotes.net. - Hollywood Squares Host, "As you know, the stars are briefed (before the show) to help them with the bluffs but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time (as they are asked)." Eventually he assumed a permanent spot as the "center square," a move which ensured that he would be called upon by contestants at least once in almost every round. Paul Lynde: I guess we can rule out Jimmy Carter Peter Marshall: Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. [singing] What shall we do with the drunken sailor? to write in with your suggestions for future installments! One example: Lynde garnered considerable fame from the series, as well as money. [Cox was voice of Underdog for the duration of the cartoon's airings]. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
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